I really hate how online competitions nowadays all give you extra entries for every person you invite.

I want to enter a game of chance, not a fucking popularity contest. 

Rest assured, should I ever run some kind of prize-based promotion, it will be limited to one entry per person, selected by RNG.

WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS WITH EVERY FUCKING GAME I INSTALL!?

WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS WITH EVERY FUCKING GAME I INSTALL!?

sizvideos:

Video

Fun fact: Electricity strong enough (eg Lightning) does this to people too.

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Peter (Capaldi) makes me laugh a lot because he’s always getting lost, so you can’t keep your eyes off him for two minutes or else he goes off for a wander and also on set, part of the runner’s job is to keep their eyes on us so they know where in the building Peter and I are at any one time so it’s a fun game to try and lose them and run away. And also, I learn’t you can hide in a Dalek which no-one ever thinks to look in so that’s a fun game. — Jenna Coleman talking about the fun of working on Doctor Who with Peter (via kitt66)

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shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

image

Then when you tell your friends and they ignore your advice, only to find out later on that you were right, and you’re just like 

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milestaylorcosplay:

spooktercrunk:

abhorticulture:

thecakebar:

Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake
A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

And now, the weather.

milestaylorcosplay:

spooktercrunk:

abhorticulture:

thecakebar:

Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake

  • A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
  • No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
  • The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake

slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”

one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

And now, the weather.

(via bisexorcist)

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

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jainz:

  • Me:*playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me:*squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother:*sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me:*continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother:THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother:OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother:STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother:KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother:OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother:RUN RUN RUN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother:OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me:*slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother:*sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me:Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother:*more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother:Kill them.

gansmaltz:

neko-violet:

zerostatereflex:

Not everyone sees the same color when they stare at this spinning disk.
The gif is called, “Benham’s disk" "is named after the English toymaker Charles Benham, who in 1895 sold a top painted with the pattern shown. When the disk is spun, arcs of pale color, called Fechner colors or pattern-induced flicker colors (PIFCs), are visible at different places on the disk. Not everyone sees the same colors."
"The phenomenon originates from neural activity in the retina and spatial interactions in the primary visual cortex, which plays a role in encoding low-level image features, such as edges and spatiotemporal frequency components."
Fascinating how our brains work, I see a brown tan, what do you see? :D

light brown and yellow

olive green

gansmaltz:

neko-violet:

zerostatereflex:

Not everyone sees the same color when they stare at this spinning disk.

The gif is called, “Benham’s disk" "is named after the English toymaker Charles Benham, who in 1895 sold a top painted with the pattern shown. When the disk is spun, arcs of pale color, called Fechner colors or pattern-induced flicker colors (PIFCs), are visible at different places on the disk. Not everyone sees the same colors."

"The phenomenon originates from neural activity in the retina and spatial interactions in the primary visual cortex, which plays a role in encoding low-level image features, such as edges and spatiotemporal frequency components."

Fascinating how our brains work, I see a brown tan, what do you see? :D

light brown and yellow

olive green

(via jainz)