i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me
Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.
Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.
I JUST LOST MY SHIT
Anonymous asked: would you be a teenager again/ be in high school if given the chance?
If I could retain adult knowledge and wisdom and go back to being a teenager in high school, I would in a second.
Imagine you hate the world you live in. You hate the people, you hate the economy, you hate the government. It’s all going to shit and you can see it, but you’re unable to do anything about any of it.
Now imagine you found a place where it’s just you and like-minded people. All of you in this place to escape the world around you, to get away from the petty squabbles over money and imaginary borders. A place where you freely share information and interact with each other as little or as much as you like, with no social pressure one way or the other.
Now imagine that after a decade or so of enjoying this place, it suddenly opens up to the public, and the very world you were trying to escape not only starts to seep into your special place, it actively takes it over. Every inch, every corner, every nook and crannie is now filled - at least partially - with everything you were so happy to get away from.
Got all that in your mind?
That’s what the internet is like for geeks born in the 80s.
Do you understand why we’re all so cranky now?